Deadly Erection-Giving Spider Crawls Out of Banana In Bristol

Editors often hype up headlines in that dog-eat-dog world of online reporting. But sometimes, nature provides a story so absolutely bananas that you can't go wrong. Such was the case in Bristol, England, when a bag of fruit shipped in from Brazil was found to be infested with a dangerous spider whose bite can give a man a four-hour-long erection. You can't make this stuff up...